What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 12:02
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
When does a woman know she is cumming?
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Why are white women so overly emotional?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.